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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay tramp? Hobosexual"
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"What's the best thing about Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus."
"Running is a lot more fun when you're laying on the couch and not running"
"I don't mind the NSA reading my Word documents. It means that at least someone will read the first draft of my novel."
"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !"
"Why do women have babies? Because it hurts and they deserve it"
"Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: - Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks... Husband: And what did the dentist say?"
"I have emo shoes. They have tortured soles."
"Why areAfrican Americans high jumpers? Because when da white boy whipping dem, they'd jump really high from the pain like from Tom and Jerry"
"A joke my kid told me today. Him: dad guess who is the smallest family in the world? Me: I don't know, who? Him: the atoms family. Not bad for 7 years old."