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Joke of the Day
"Why do women have babies? Because it hurts and they deserve it"
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"What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim? Bob. Same guy laying on the floor? Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall? Art. Same guy in a mailbox? Bill."
"I just saw a ""The Flash"" porn parody... ...the movie lasted one second."
"The fact that there isn't a brand of crackers called Cracka Ass Crackers really makes me lose faith in black entrepreneurial spirit."
"Whats a hoes idea? A Thot."
"Date - ""so...are you going to be doing that for the whole date?"" [i can't hear her over my tuba]"
"9: Have you seen my harmonica? [flashback to me smashing it with a hammer] me: Did you look under your bed?"
"I saw some things at the auction labeled ""Art Objects"" Considering what they looked like, I'd object, too"
"What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner? A pan, duh!"
"I put the short word in the slightly longer word."