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Joke of the Day

"Why areAfrican Americans high jumpers? Because when da white boy whipping dem, they'd jump really high from the pain like from Tom and Jerry"

"Oscar Pistorius misunderstood his girlfriend... when she said: ""for Valentines day, can you take me out?"""

"How often do I think about Keira? Knightley."

"One time I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist.... Unfortunately, I couldn't find any openings....."

"2 wrongs don't make a right... But 2 Wrights make a plane"

"Guys can we please stop making jokes about obesity? They have enough on their plate already."

"Duck you AutoCorrect! You Blimb! I'm way more BadApps than you make me out to be! You Ducking piece of shed..BuckFace Toothless Bastilleday!"

"Why was the dildo company so successful? Good product placement."

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets Then every year we could save millions of mosquito's from dying needlessly of Aids."

"I need an airplane joke And I need it right neeeeeeoooow."