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Joke of the Day

"Running is a lot more fun when you're laying on the couch and not running"

"What is the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face"

"My HP printer died today It was like a Brother to me."

"A joke my 5yrs old just told me. Why did the police and fireman come?... Cause I just call them."

"What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed? God bless America."

"Did you hear about the new farmers dating site? It's full of hoes."

"what idiot caled it ""king arthur adn the knigts of the roumd table"" insted of a ""circumference sir conference"""

"I tried to keep this fart a secret.. but the news got out.. I guess it leaked."

"I am fed up with all these incest jokes about us Kentuckians. It's offensive to me as well as Uncle Dad."

"Are there any one word jokes ?"