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Joke of the Day
"What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner? Nothing. She's dead."
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"The best part about having a homeless girlfriend is after our date I can drop her off wherever I want"
"If I could, I would avoid every conversation by making that beeping truck sound while slowly backing away from people as they approach me."
"How are socks like Boy Scouts? They always come pre-paired."
"""Sorry, I fail to see how I 'misled' you when my profile CLEARLY says I'm 'a total cat person'?"" - half-cat/half-person being after bad date"
"Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron? Why not 17? What's stopping us?"
"Your girlfriend is so good in bed but can't do house chores. When your relatives complain you be like ""You guys don't know her very well"""
"Here's a joke about my browser history: [deleted]"
"Your life may be an open book, but could you skip to the good parts."
"Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor... Old but classic!"