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Joke of the Day
"What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner? Nothing. She's dead."
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"So I checked into a nihilist hotel, and asked for turndown service. The clerk at the reception looked at me wearily and responded: ""Turndown? What for?"""
"How do you get the drummer off your front porch? Pay for the pizza."
"Q: What's the good part about having alzheimer's? You can hide your own easter eggs."
"In congested traffic, it's best to stay on the right side of the road. It'd be a real tragedy if you were on the wrong side."
"I've never jumped onto a departing ferry or had a woman adjust my tie from behind me, you movie liars."
"Q: What kind of printer does a pig use? A: An oinkjet."
"what do you call a asian with one leg i lean"
"The difference between a gay guy and a fridge... The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."
"Awesome watch I got an awesome watch for my birthday. It was waterproof, shockproof, fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof. I lost it."