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Joke of the Day

"A joke my kid told me today. Him: dad guess who is the smallest family in the world? Me: I don't know, who? Him: the atoms family. Not bad for 7 years old."

"A Clinton is running for POTUS, a Jurassic Park movie dominated the summer box office, and they found a knife on OJ's property. It's 1994."

"Q: Why did the traffic light turn red? A: Because it saw the other one changing!"

"Oxymoron Black people"

"I listened to my friend and bought an air filtration unit now it's just collecting dust in my basement."

"How does a black girl know she's pregnant? When she takes out her tampon, all of the cotton is picked."

"Dallas Black people: please be Muslim please be Muslim please be Muslim Muslim people: please be black please be black please be black"

"When my swear jar gets full I'm gonna use the money to buy a motherfucking puppy!"

"Jokester City! What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!"

"Why is there echo every time Bono sings? Because he's close to The Edge"