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"A comma is the difference between ""Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump, and Hillary Clinton."" and ""Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton."""
"I walked in on my daughter masturbating this morning. She's still too young to understand what I was doing, though."
"A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a salad The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here""."
"What did the hat say to the other hat? You stay here. I'll go on a head."
"Fun things to do pt 1 When you're stuck in traffic and some guy revs up his engine just yell out ""alright we get it you have a small penis"""
"Patient: Doctor my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them."
"[Puzzle Group Therapy] Crossword: Just once, someone use a pen! Sudoku: Nobody likes math. Jigsaw: ..Then they glued me together! *sobs*"
"Here's a joke for all you psychics out there..."
"Those of you wondering what its like to be married: Just found out this morning I'm on day 3 of an argument I didn't know I was having..."