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Joke of the Day

"[Puzzle Group Therapy] Crossword: Just once, someone use a pen! Sudoku: Nobody likes math. Jigsaw: ..Then they glued me together! *sobs*"

"North Korea shows that you don't need religion to be crazy."

"I faked a cough to get out of work. I tell myself I wasn't lying... I was just being SARScastic."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."

"Well thank you auto correct for changing ""I wish you were here"" to ""I wish you were her"". I didn't wanna have sex anyways."

"If by ""fetching"" you mean ""looks like I was dragged from the woods by a dog"" then yes I look fetching."

"A Freudian Slip is... when you say one thing but mean your mother."

"What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo"

"Hey, people ""liking"" Walmart on Facebook - you OK?"

"Why were the flies playing football in saucer ? They where playing for the cup !"