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Joke of the Day

"Fun things to do pt 1 When you're stuck in traffic and some guy revs up his engine just yell out ""alright we get it you have a small penis"""

"Priest in bathroom I walked in on a priest going on the bathroom and I was like HOLY SHIT!"

"As someone who didn't win a lot of awards, I enjoyed going to the dentist it was one of the few times I was recognized by plaque"

"What is it called when a duck kills another duck? Quack on quack crime."

"Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called ""Hoth""...? ...shouldn't it be ""Coldth""?"

"A guy calls his boss and asks ""What's the difference between this morning and your wife?"" ""I'm not coming in *this morning*"""

"My book fell from above and hit me on my head All I can do is blame my shelf"

"Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead? Because it was irony."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea??? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"If it weren't for dating sites, I'd still have some self-esteem. Thank God, it's all gone now."