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Joke of the Day

"A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a salad The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here""."

"[NSFW] The worst part about kissing my wife after a blowjob... Is wondering if she can taste the other guy's dick."

"My upstairs landlord asked if screams were coming from my apt or if she was dreaming. Either way, one of us has a terrifying neighbor."

"Where do galaxies go to college? University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)"

"""I don't understand the value in seeing a therapist."" - People who haven't spent time with me yet."

"What did one testicle say to the other testicle? This guy in middle is a dick."

"Advice to the worm Sleep in late!"

"My wife and I were having a bad fight when I looked down on the counter and saw a coffee mug that read 'domestic violence ends with me'... So I hit her with that."

"So I started chatting up this Asian girl after a little while she said, sex, sex, sex, free, sex for you. Her friend quickly pointed out that she was giving me her phone number 666-3642"

"Do scarecrows really work? No, but because they don't register for benefits, they don't count as unemployed either."