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Joke of the Day

"I walked in on my daughter masturbating this morning. She's still too young to understand what I was doing, though."

"Another previously unknown dinosaur was the Thesaurus who used flowery language to confuse and disorient predators while he made his escape"

"My Korean friend died last week... So Yung"

"What did the teddy bear say after dinner? ""I'm stuffed."""

"When I think of you, I touch myself. With my finger. In the back of my throat to help me vomit because you make me nauseous."

"If the angel Gabriel came from heaven how was he so sure that Mary was pregnant?"

"Have you heard of Bill Cosby's new T.V. show? It's called, ""Women say the Dardest things."" He denies rape charges for thirty minutes."

"Geogrophy If Iraq invaded Turkey from the rear, do you think Grease would help?"

"I went to a large bookstore ... ... and asked the lady at the counter, where the self-help section was. She said if she would tell me, it would defeat the very purpose of it."

"What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters? Guesu"