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Joke of the Day

"My mom told me this joke the first time she met my gf. What are three 2 letter words meaning small? Is it in?"

"When people say 'oh, you're still single?' I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married?' I'm popular."

"I've had 6 cups of coffee and am about to shave my pet cactus"

"Jesus take the wheel Carlos you take the stereo and I got lookout!"

"96 is the number of rejection."

"We decided to go out for bbq tonight. As it turns out, I'm too immature to discuss how to smoke your meat with strangers."

"Cop joke A cop accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He learned to never book a judge by their cover."

"The real reason humans have two hands? Two boobs."

"Babies are like Starbucks because they're expensive as shit and yet you still forget them on the roof of your car"

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis."