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Joke of the Day

"When people say 'oh, you're still single?' I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married?' I'm popular."

"How many ears does Spock have? Three, a left ear, right ear, and a Final Frontier."

"They serve free coffee at my office It's one of the perks."

"What was the Rabbi's favorite frozen treat? Jew-lato"

"[quietly] ""Always a bridesmaid never the bride"" BRIDE: Hey, you're not one of my bridesmaids! ""Shhh...this day is about you, not me."""

"In the event of death... find peace in Trump."

"What did one casket say to the other? ""Is that you coffin?"""

"Father: *places hand on shoulder* My son..... *Son: Yes father? *Father: Check out this cool severed hand I just found! editted for format, which I suck at apparently"

"Mexican Magician There was a Mexican Magician standing on the stage. He said, ""On the count of three, I will make myself disappear!"" ""Uno!"" ""Dos!"" POOF! He disappeared without a tres!"

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!"