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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis."
Next Joke
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...with extra large cups."
"Why are French snails faster than American snails? L'ess cargo"
"Going through the dealership lot with the salesman, pointing at every car and asking, ""what kinda robot does that one turn into?"""
"Why are most hurricanes named after women Because when they come they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and your car."
"The USA tells North Korea they cannot act as dictators of the world That's basically it"
"This is why I failed out of collage."
"You said I could have my way with you. If you didn't want me to experiment with gas and fire, you should've been more specific."
"Why don't Purdue athletes eat pickles? They can't get their heads in the jar."
"What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper? Ruff!"