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Joke of the Day

"Cop joke A cop accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He learned to never book a judge by their cover."

"Why does it suck to be black and Jewish? You have to sit at the back of the furnace."

"Going to dress up as a Jedi today and open automatic doors for people with the force. NO YOU GET A LIFE."

"Since it started snowing, all my grandma has done is stare through the window. If it gets any worse ill need to let her back in."

"Throwing acid is wrong. In some people's eyes."

"funny how dumbass pet animals will eat the same thing every day without realizing that Subway offers over 19 different ways to Eat FreshTM"

"did Darwin predict butterflies would then evolve into tattoos?"

"What happened when the shoe factory burned down? 500 soles were lost."

"Taking that CPR class before Highschool... Led me to believe that choking and strokes would have occurred more often that I thought."

"What was Hitler's favorite drunk food? Dictator-tots."