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Joke of the Day
"Jesus take the wheel Carlos you take the stereo and I got lookout!"
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"Did you know Helen Keller had a male roommate? (Neither did she.)"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss! *credit goes to my brother-in-law who recently told me that one"
"My stoner neighbors got divorced but it's okay because they got joint custody"
"When I was a kid my mom told me I could become whatever I wanted So I became a disappointment"
"My bank called me for suspicious activity on my account & I was like ""no, I went out last night"""
"The first time I had sex, I was really scared... I was all alone! --Rodney Dangerfield"
"What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser? Chrome"
"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were in a car accident, who would survive? America."
"""Hello, 911? Hi, I was just wondering: is it stop, drop, THEN roll? Cause my friend--STOP SCREAMING, I'M ASKING THEM"""