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Joke of the Day

"The real reason humans have two hands? Two boobs."

"What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again."

"[with father in law] ""You know how to pluck a goose, son?"" Er yes sir, sure do *stretches goose's neck and plays it like a double bass*"

"People say that sex ed classes in America are uncomfortable. But I think that history classes in Germany are worse. ""Hey kids, you'll never guess what your grandparents did..."""

"Why isn't Hungary's capital city called ""Very"""

"A surface topologist sits in a coffee shop thinking deeply about his research... he takes a sip from his doughnut."

"Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE"

"My wife and I have a new arrangement. I can sleep with any woman I want, but she doesn't speak to me or live with me anymore."

"A German got pulled over by the police in France. Police officer: ""Name?"" German: ""Heinrich Klimt"" Police officer: ""Age?"" German: ""31"" Police officer: ""occupation?"" German: ""No, no. Just visiting"""

"Knock knock. Who's there? Beats. Beats who? Beats me."