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Joke of the Day

"Speed Dating Tell me something about yourself I have 3 cats What do u do for fun I have 3 cats What are you most proud about I have 3 Next"

"My boss told me if I kept showing up late he'd give me a pink slip and I was like, how does he know about my tastes in women's underwear?"

"A dark skinned lady named Betty goes to the butcher and asks for some beef. The butcher replies: ""Nooooo Black Betty, ham or lamb!"""

"What is yellow and smells like red paint? Yellow paint."

"I'm a failure as a sociopath. I'm just not very good at manipulating and taking advantage of people. I'm more of a so-sopath."

"What do you call a group of black cartographers? Niggas with Latitude."

"A con artist, a pervert, and a racist walks into a bar. The barkeep looks up and says ""The usual, Mr. Trump?"""

"Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."

"Why is reddit called reddit Because everyone keeps reposting the same stuff."

"*writing suicide letter Goodbye cruel world. Your going to really miss me when I'm gone... Cat: *you're"