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Joke of the Day

"A dark skinned lady named Betty goes to the butcher and asks for some beef. The butcher replies: ""Nooooo Black Betty, ham or lamb!"""

"If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I'll be out sick."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking. JK...Rowling."

"Why do hipsters only use the microwave? Because they don't like conventional ovens."

"Did you hear they just passed a law making round hay bales illegal? They says that they don't give cows a square meal."

"What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine."

"Muslim feminist was explaining how women and men are equal in Islam ""You see, women have to cover their hair and their entire bodies. ""And to be equal, men have to.. uh.. wear shorts"" *applause*"

"What do you call a gay man from the deep South a Homo-sex-y'all"

"You people remind me of lemons.... You're sour, some people like you, and your juices can be squeezed out for money."

"I met a Russian homosexual today His name was sir gay"