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Joke of the Day

"*writing suicide letter Goodbye cruel world. Your going to really miss me when I'm gone... Cat: *you're"

"Whats the difference between God and Donald Trump? God doesn't think he is Donald Trump."

"Old enough to know better, but still too drunk to care."

"Why did Helen Keller fire her maid? Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling"

"When someone says ""We can still be friends"" after a break up it's like saying...""The dog died but can we still keep it?"""

"Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51? The C.I.ayy"

"Why do Americans spell colour as color? Because fuck U, that's why."

"Why are Ethiopians so good at blowjobs? Because they have to swallow everything they can"

"Funny Joke PF debate"

"When looking at the list of the best 10 Presidents of the last 150 years Obama's name really jumps off the page. Because it knows it sure as hell doesn't belong there."