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Joke of the Day
"Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."
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"What did the policeman say to his stomach? Your under a vest"
"Have you heard the new yoga joke? It's kind of a stretch..."
"My whole life has felt like one big hammock and everybody is watching me try to get out of it."
"Not really getting much out of this Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, to be honest. It's almost as if my 6yo had never used PowerPoint before"
"""I wish there were something like coffee, but faster-acting,"" he thought, before remembering that it already exists and ruins your life."
"4 women were working quietly on a project that's it"
"How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you ""Let's just be friends."""
"Guy gets wife roses. She says ""I guess this means you want me on my back w my legs in the air?"" He says, ""Why, we don't have a Vase?"
"Years after presidency, the introverted former president Obama is asked if he has ever had an affair. He responds with ""I've never been one to cum outside of Michelle."""