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Joke of the Day

"A con artist, a pervert, and a racist walks into a bar. The barkeep looks up and says ""The usual, Mr. Trump?"""

"She said she was turned on by men who took risks. So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen."

"What to hear something funny? Original Content"

"""Zyzzyva, Zyxst, Zyxt..."" - Noah Webster's last words"

"Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail? ...because it was a pdf file."

"An alcoholic walks into a bar every day... His entire life is a joke."

"Detective: someone's been stealing boats, can we look in your basement? Me: I don't have a basement *sound of foghorn from basement*"

"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber!"

"Hello, pest control? Yes, I have these noisy little critters. They got into the snacks, made a mess of the place and keep calling me mom."

"Books keep falling on my head.... I've only got myshelf to blame"