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Joke of the Day
"Why is reddit called reddit Because everyone keeps reposting the same stuff."
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"Your secret is safeish with me"
"A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. So the bear says to the rabbit: ""do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"" The rabbit says no. So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit."
"Christmas lights remind me of my friends. They all hang together, half of them don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright."
"How many jobs did Speaker Boehner create in the past 4 years as a Speaker? One, when he left."
"Potentially offensive Muslim pick-up line [NSFW] Hey girl, are you prayer? Because I'd love to do you 5 times a day"
"What is Cab Calloway's favorite type of humor? 'scat'alogical"
"Doctor's Office Visit The doctor asked me how my bowel movements have been lately, I told him very dark. He asked me to describe so I said, ""every time i look into the bowl, it spells out 'DIE'"""
"One time I invited a guy over for dinner but I didn't feel like cooking so I just poured us each a bowl of cereal really romantically."
"Maybe tomorrow I'll do that thing I said I'd do yesterday."