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Joke of the Day
"What is yellow and smells like red paint? Yellow paint."
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"Why did the Bear dissolve in water? He was polar"
"What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme? Gluten freeverse"
"My whore sister wants to get a tramp stamp of a barcode. I guess so guys in the club can do a price check."
"""Give me the best quality TV commercial I can get for $57!"" -Every attorney apparently"
"What do you call a 350 pound stripper? Broke"
"Why wasn't Hitler invited to the picnic? Because he burnt all the Franks."
"I think you should say happy birthday 4 times to everyone having a birthday today.. since they only get 1 birthday every 4 years.."
"5 out of six researchers conclude, Russian roulette is complete safe."
"I had Taylor Swift in my head all day... ...I just shouldn't shake her off, shake her off..."