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Joke of the Day

"You guys should stop with the 9/11 jokes. I think they're PLANE wrong! *sigh* EDIT: GRAMMAR CORRECTION"

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"What do you say to a Female comedian who has just had a miscarriage? ""You should work on your delivery""."
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