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Joke of the Day

"Some Might Say This is the World's Funniest Joke Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

"How is a fat woman like a scooter? She's fun to ride until your friends find out."

"After the initial energy surrounding lithium's arrest... Charges were dropped, due to lack of connection."

"Want to hear a cheesy joke? I will only tell it if I have your Parmesean..."

"I like my coffee how I like my life Once thrilling, but now a mundane daily ritual that has me questioning what I ever found enjoyable about it to begin with."

"(Ok don't let her know ur Jesus) Girl: Meet my dad *they shake hands* *Dad stands up from wheelchair* Dad: It's a miracle! Jesus: *facepalm*"

"""Suicide Squad"" looks like a bunch of people Avril Lavigne hangs out with."

"Don't you love it when you order salt at McDonald's and you accidentally get some fries!"

"You say jump I say how high. You say run I say how fast. You say lets hang out I say no."

"Wife [interrogating]: How long have we been married dear? Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this."