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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a Female comedian who has just had a miscarriage? ""You should work on your delivery""."

"A friend asks his friend to tell him a joke. Friend A - Hey dude, tell me a joke. Friend B - Pussy. Friend A - I don't get it? Friend B - I know you don't."

"My dentist... has the heart of a lion. ( sitting on his office table)"

"Where does a dog go when his tail falls off? The retail store"

"A farmer planted a crop of puns They were home groan."

"What did Adele's chicken say? Hello from the other side..."

"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? You can't violin with the electric meter"

"Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown? A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown."

"What do you call a woman with six kids? Lucy"

"""40 is the new 30!"" My dad always used to say. Lovely man. Banned from driving."