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Joke of the Day
"Would you blow him?"
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"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to take part in a rape fantasy She screamed NO!! I said thats the spirit"
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"Me: Did you know a cockroach can live for weeks with no head? Him: That's nothing. Husbands sometimes go for years."
"what is the leading cause of Pedophilia? Sexy kids"
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