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Joke of the Day

"What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows."

"""How Long can a Chinese name be?"" -- Yoda"

"It was time to show my girlfriend how i really feel.. so i showed her my hands.."

"So Donald Trump walks into the oval office as the 45th president of the U.S. Title"

"Jewish Pedophile ""Do you want to buy some candies?"""

"How can you tell if a pedophile is happy? He has a peda-smile."

"What did the gynecologist say to his sedated patient? I don't know, his voice was muffled."

"What is the recipe for honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes"

"Why does it smell so bad in Russia? Everybody loves Putin!"

"Enrique Iglesias wants to 1. Be your hero 2. Kiss away your pain 3. Stand by you forever Enrique Iglesias is your mother"