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Joke of the Day

"What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows."

"What did the gay deer say after leaving the bar? I can't believe I blew 50 bucks back there!"

"Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends"

"I love heavy metal. My favourite is lead."

"If I didn't have to pee, I'd probably never get out of bed."

"if the sun is such a cool and great star then why do all the other stars leave when it shows up"

"What do you call a well rounded, very intelligent gay man? A homogeneous homo genius!"

"If you told me in 1995 that you had to use an mp3 player to copy programs to a telephone in the future, I'd assume you had brain damage"

"What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams? A bvr"

"What did God say to the cheese that sinned? Gouda Hell."