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Joke of the Day

"What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows."

"What do you call an edited series of MILF videos? A Momtage"

"I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes... Naturally, I coded in BASIC"

"A beer walks into a bar And gets drunk :D"

"Pick up line for a Shakespeare lover. How now brown chicken brown cow?"

"There's 4 and a half inches of light snow outside ...or as most the men on Tinder would have me believe, 8 inches and really thick."

"You're like school in July... No class"

"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do? Stay up all night wondering if there is a dog."

"What game do French schoolchildren like to play? Simon 16"

"A mitochondrian walks into a bar and asks for a cup of energy. The barman says ""that'll be ATP"""