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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, are you a grape? Because you are raisin my dick"
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"They said the kids that bullied me in school would be pumping my gas one day but 1 just got a modeling contract who do I talk to about this"
"Do you guys dance in the shower too? Today I did the robot! (I short circuited and stared at the wall for 40 minutes, broken)"
"'90s movie spoiler alert: it's Kevin Spacey."
"""We stopped making the style of jeans that fit you perfectly right after you bought your first pair."" -Every store ever"
"Why did the Redgaurd's toe hurt? His Hammerfell"
"Dark humor is like food... ...Not everyone gets it."
"Australians have the strongers forearms... since due to their geographical location they have to walk on their hands."
"Putting my Christmas decorations on the house across the street so I can, you know, see them."
"Did you hear about the man who had sex with a parrot? He got chirpes, and the bad news is...it's untweetable."