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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, are you a grape? Because you are raisin my dick"
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"What do you call a porn with two couples? A pair-a-mount picture."
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"Just once, I'd like to see a cactus that isn't flexing."
"I feel creepy every time I 'follow' someone. Where are they going to take me? I hope its somewhere good"
"Taking candy from an American baby is, like, really hard."
"The girl across from me is on the phone to her boyfriend. I regret nodding when she told him she looked terrible."
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"Things that we wished were delivered 1. Taco Bell 2. OP 3."