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Joke of the Day
"Best one I know, and quite apt this time of year! :D Americans think they have Freedom!"
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"What sort of transport does a sheep use? A ewe-nicycle"
"Have you heard about that new team of women superheroes? They were Ex-Men."
"Describe yourself in three words. I am a rebel."
"FREE IPAD FOR ANSWERING A SIMPLE SURVEY. 1) WHERE DO YOU LIVE? 2) DO YOU OWN WEAPONS? 3) WHEN ARE YOU MOST VULNERABLE? #NIGHTOFTHEFREEIPAD"
"How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone."
"It would be easier to walk into Mordor than Gondor Because of the number of entrances"
"How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Let the bitch cook in the dark!!!"
"Since Trump got elected 2.5 million Americans want to leave the country That's 2.5 million jobs he's already made!"
"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She can fit into your wife's clothes"