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Joke of the Day

"What does Bob Marley wear to sleep? pa-jammins"

"What did the corn say when it was complemented? Aww, shucks!"

"What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone."

"A girl to her friend... ""isn't that guy hot? I am gonna ask him out"" ""he doesn't look good when he laugh"" - said the other girl ""don't worry, he won't laugh anymore"""

"What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe? I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank"

"I got arrested for killing a black man. They charged me with impersonating a police officer."

"What do you call a broken square? A REKTangle"

"Let he has never told a bad joke Cast the first tomato"

"Why can't you put two dicks in one condom? Because it's too hard..."

"You should really buy stock in K-Y Jelly It can only go up."