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Joke of the Day
"What does Bob Marley wear to sleep? pa-jammins"
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"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."
"If we're dating and you call me bae, boo or daddy... I'm walking out on you like, well, your daddy."
"What's red and is bad for your teeth? A Brick."
"How many months have 28 days? All of them"
"Pretending to hold the elevator while secretly pressing ""close door"" is an art."
"Tried a new flavor from my favorite brand of energy drinks. It was the 2nd grossest taste I've ever had in my mouth. (No offense, Andrea.)"
"If a dwarf gave a dollar to another dwarf they'd be a dollar short."
"What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common? They both like giving nickel rides to black men!"
"*phone rings* Wife: ""Quick! Pretend I'm not in!"" Me (a dad): ""Hello. Yes my wife is here. Hey, Not In. It's for you."" Wife: ""...."""