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Joke of the Day

"What do you call batman when he misses church? Christian Bail"

"A Wizard walks into a gay bar, and disappears with a poof."

"Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street? Because she didn't want to go."

"I'd made a chemistry joke... ...but all the moderately amusing ones have used to death."

"What do you call a gay midget? Sweet and Low"

"why shouldn't you fart in church? you'd have to sit in your own pew."

"The Atom and the Cation The Atom says to the Cation, ""who's in charge around here?"" Cation: ""I am!"" Atom: ""Are you sure?"" Cation: ""I'm positive!"""

"You know what I like about bathroom humor? It's funny shit!"

"What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!"

"My husband is the nicest guy that I could ever dream of (murdering)."