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Joke of the Day
"What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat."
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"I ran a marathon! 1 mile a day for 26 days boo ya."
"A man's work is never done. ""...Something both men and women can agree on!"""
"You don't get what you WISH for, you get what you WORK for."
"A wind turbine's friend asks him what music he likes Wind turbine: ""I'm a big metal fan."""
"How do you keep a homo in suspense? I'll tell you in the morning."
"Your so bald your bald"
"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for a couple of centuries, it'll grow a culture."
"It's not the size of the ship nor the motion in the ocean...it's whether the Captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.."
"When a person says a book is so good they can't put it down, but yet, are not holding that book. This is why I have trust issues."