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Joke of the Day
"What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat."
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"Q: What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger? A: Darn!"
"For every person pleased at meeting their TC in real life. Another 762 are climbing out of bathroom windows and smashing their phone."
"When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !"
"WHY ARE THEY STILL PLAYING CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS? Me watching recorded TV shows"
"What do you call an onion with no shoes?"
"My misery likes tequila, not company."
"I should start to buy, slaughter and sell baby camels that way I can sell young camel toe."
"What do cannibals put in their soup? Ramen! -------- Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching."
"What do you call a silent cow canned beef"