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Joke of the Day

"What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen? They're both Marine layers"

"Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today , she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead , until I saw the red spot on her forehead and realised she was just on standby."

"I don't know why I got fired from my job at the M&M factory. I threw out all the Ws, they should be happy!"

"Some days I think Forrest had the right idea when he dropped everything and just kept running."

"Why did the washing machine stop? Somebody threw the towel in."

"I was reading the book ""Great Expectations"" by Charles Dickens. It wasn't as good as I hoped it would be."

"I saw a VW hybrid today. It runs on gasoline and lies."

"If the liquor store didn't want me to drink all their alcohol than they never should have put a help wanted sign in the window."

"Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter? The baby, because she's a little bigger."

"I like my men, like I like my subway A foot long."