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Joke of the Day

"Jew joke What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? They don't scream when you put them in a oven!"

"I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a black eye so I ordered reallllyy slow, because she obviously doesn't listen."

"Go hard or stay average"

"What is Peter Pan on death row? A frying Pan"

"Chewbacca Twat If Chewbacca had a Twatt would it be considered a Chwat?"

"If I had a nickel for every time I jerked off... I'd be a jizzillionaire!"

"im 40 and my girlfriend is 12 months pregnant, am i too old to be a father? :/"

"In 4th grade i pegged my gym teacher in the butt with a dodgeball then pretended to tie my shoes as he turned around. they were velcro"

"what are pee wee herman's favorite baseball teams? yanks and the expos"

"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... Five."