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Joke of the Day
"Why will Trump become President? Because of his Trump card."
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"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged."
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"Jesus: *resurrected* Mary Magdalene: I have a boyfriend."
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"MOBA Joke Why are Americans bad at MOBAs? Because they cant defend towers."
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