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Joke of the Day
"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah"
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"I dont mind you texting during a movie as long as you dont mind me creeping in your bedroom at 3am & doing Gangnam Style w a pack of hyenas."
"Kids got jokes"
"Why should you never bully a dyslexic dwarf? Because it's not big and it's not clever!"
"You don't need to learn how to masturbate, It comes naturally."
"Shoutout to the wife for stacking her shampoo bottles in the shower like she's on her last 3 turns on Jenga."
"What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."
"Never doubt a Woman with an extensive vocabulary."
"What's the difference between the US election and sex? During sex it's fun to choose between asshole and cunt."
"Heard about the new game of thrones app? It's good but I heard it might CUT OFF your wifi connectivity"