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Joke of the Day
"What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance? A Black and Decker"
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"What's the difference between 1998 and 2016? Hillary Clinton is the punch line this time"
"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No Bell Prize."
"What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for? Organized crime."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my chest"
"What do you tell a Jew with a tattoo? Nothing, you already told his grandparents 6 million times"
"When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee."
"*Shoves a guy* I think you mean the SECOND biggest ""The Sound of Music"" fan on earth, bro."
"A general reads War and Peace another soldier asked him how he liked it ""liked the first half, hated the second. "" he said"
"TIFU with my girlfriend... ...She was on top"