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Joke of the Day
"Jesus: *resurrected* Mary Magdalene: I have a boyfriend."
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"You know how one lie leads to another? Well, to cut a long story short, my 7yo daughter now thinks she's allergic to owls."
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"I think Lance Armstrong is missing a huge opportunity by not endorsing Uni-ball pens."
"My parents treat me like a god They dont believe in me"
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"What's the square root of sixty-nine? Eight-something!"