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Joke of the Day
"Jesus: *resurrected* Mary Magdalene: I have a boyfriend."
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"Money cant buy happiness . . . but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle."
"Welcome to Feng Shui Club, and I'm very happy to accept the position of the chair."
"I had a parrot that talked . . . but it never said, ""I'm hungry."" So it died."
"Whats the difference between children and lesbians? Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs."
"When theres a rack of lamb, there is not a lack of ram."
"My girlfriend says she doesn't trust me. At least that's one thing she has in common with my wife."
"Why did the nazi refuse to drink lemonade? He hated acidic juice."
"Did you hear the one about Laurence the Roman Pot Smoker? It was High Larrius"
"What do you call the musical Messiah? Gsus"