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Joke of the Day

"911: 911. What's your emergency? Me: I'm bleeding profusely. 911: Sir, this line is reserved for joke formats. Me: ..."

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many Cheetahs."

"My grandfather came back from the war... ...with a single arm. To this day, we still have no idea whose it is"

"A chess grandmaster is asked ""Which do you prefer, sex or chess?"" The grandmaster replies, ""It depends on the position."""

"I hope you don't take this joke literally but if you do, please return it later."

"Wife and I go to subway... She says she can't decide between a 12"" or a 6"". I told her get the 6"" sandwich and I'll give you 8 inches after supper"

"If women do the splits, do men do the banana splits?"

"If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily."

"a man (almost) worked at google A man went for a job interview at google. When he got the job, he got up and shouted ""YAHOO!"" the man was fired immediately."

"What's the cutest part of a house? The awning. I know, I'm sorry."