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Joke of the Day

"Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans? It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk."

"Feminist are like sleeper agents Both have trigger words."

"Gay guys in wheelchairs are like tomatoes. Are they a fruit, or are they a vegetable?"

"How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers? Because I think it makes perfect scents."

"The best thing about telepathy is...I know, right?"

"What did the blonde's mom say before the blonde's date? If you are not in bed by 12, come home."

"I don't like Fahrenheit. I don't like Celsius. I don't like Kelvin. I prefer to measure my degrees in Radians."

"I would never expect to get a penny from a dollar machine. It just doesn't make cents."

"Being a man of many flavors. I survived mustard gas and pepper spray, yesterday I was honored a seasoned veteran."

"Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!"