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Joke of the Day
"My favorite thing to do after a nap is immediately take a second one."
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"I thought I'd spent all night disco dancing with this girl in a club. But apparently she was deaf and telling me to f*ck off'."
"I uploaded a video to Youtube and it wasn't stolen/ reuploaded by ViralHog! ..."
"What's a mouse's best friend? Curiosity!"
"Just had a trick or treater tell me ""Vote for Trump"" Might be the scariest thing I've heard all night"
"What do you call a bunch of potheads working together? A joint effort!"
"I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, ""Oi, what's your disability?"" I said, ""Tourettes! Now fuck off!"""
"What is the difference between a wife and a parasite? At least a parasite won't leave you for someone else after sucking everything out of you."
"Why does OSHA hate porn? It's nsfw"
"What has 2 legs and looses a lot of blood? Half a dog"