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Joke of the Day
"What's a mouse's best friend? Curiosity!"
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"Beauty and the Beast is my favorite movie about how beauty is only skin deep. What's important is that you're rich & you have a giant castle"
"What do you do when your leaders invade two countries and depose two leaders, inspiring the rise of ISIS? Call Trump Hitler."
"What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common? They're both battered."
"Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !"
"What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet? Pupvotes"
"I think all the women who don't get a rose on the Bachelor should at least walk away with a cat."
"What do you call a hand job from Stephen Hawking? A stroke of Genius."
"Alsation: I'll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay but don't call me ""Shortly!"""
"[Founding Fathers] -But how do we get court witnesses 2 tell the truth? -They swear on a bible? -Thats stupid -Hey lunch's here -Done[gavel]"