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Joke of the Day

"Why does OSHA hate porn? It's nsfw"

"My dad always said there was nothing wrong with black people He believed everybody should own one"

"How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste."

"Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers? They can't even."

"The other day I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? And then it hit me."

"This post is totally pointless circle"

"the racists in this town are so proud of their lack of pigmentation you'd think they had actually chose it themselves :)"

"I just had to clean all the windows in my house. What a pane in the glass that was."

"Anyone else think they should limit Oscar acceptance speeches to 140 characters like Twitter?"

"One time I asked ""What would Jesus do?"" & then a close friend betrayed me & everyone started misinterpreting what I said for their own gain."