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Joke of the Day

"I thought I'd spent all night disco dancing with this girl in a club. But apparently she was deaf and telling me to f*ck off'."

"Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand."

"I just misspelled a word so bad that auto correct blew milk out its nose."

"Why do gay guys like rotisserie chicken? They like the way the meat spins"

"Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don't tip either."

"hey girl, are you my mom? cuz i'd like to kill your husband and fuck you"

"""WHAT DO WE WANT?!"" ""SELF-CONFIDENCE!"" ""WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!"" *everyone breaks eye contact and starts mumbling*"

"My attempt at a terrible Christmas joke. What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas? Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*"

"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

"I was going to tell a joke about amnesia But for the life of me, I can't seem to remember it!"