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"What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine? A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress"
"What did God say when he made black people? ""Ah, shit. A burnt batch."""
"What do you call an orphan named Rose? Self-raising flour"
"Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance? Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame."
"How many baby's does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them"
"Before records were invented, people used to say: u sound like an opera singer that keeps repeating himself"
"A lot of Americans don't realize that ""Braveheart"" is set in the 1970s. That's just how Scotland is. #culture"
"I didn't think it was possible to travel 10 years back in time until I got into an argument with my wife."
"unrelated but I believe strongly that Woody Woodpecker is a lesbian"