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Joke of the Day

"Just had a trick or treater tell me ""Vote for Trump"" Might be the scariest thing I've heard all night"

"So I was eating some Middle Eastern food... ...but then my fala fell"

"If my co-worker says ValenTIMES one more time, I'ma need one of you to make good on the ""I'll help you hide a body"" promise."

"My Mexican friend is so indecisive He's always on the fence"

"My boyfriend thinks it's cute when I use the clap emoji but I've just been trying to tell him that I have an STD."

"I like to make things awkward at family gatherings by walking up behind each person and whispering 'I know what you did last Christmas'"

"Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer... Too bad he has never cried."

"Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes? ....because they were a rip off"

"What's today's date? 10-4 Good Buddy!"

"Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place? Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it"