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Joke of the Day
"At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?"
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"Buying a smart car seems like a good idea until you hit a squirrel and flip over a few times."
"What's your view on lesbians? 1080p"
"""This is groundbreaking stuff."" Inventor of the shovel"
"What do you call playing chess against yourself? Chessturbation."
"How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit."
"this is my cheat life i'll worry about carbs and a workout plan next reincarnation"
"Kylo Ren: *high pitched voice* I love you Kylo Ren. You're the best dark Jedi ever General Hux: *walks in* Stop playing with Vader's helmet"
"I was told the Highlander was stopping by a Mexican nightclub When I showed up to the party, there was only Juan."
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