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Joke of the Day

"Kylo Ren: *high pitched voice* I love you Kylo Ren. You're the best dark Jedi ever General Hux: *walks in* Stop playing with Vader's helmet"

"What do you call a well hung black man? Dead."

"My friend called me from a private number last night so I just returned the favor by knocking on his door with a ski mask on."

"Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !"

"What do you call a person with no skin? Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet."

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Dunno, but i do know its not Michael Brown"""

"What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital? Donor Kebab"

"What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party? TURNIP"

"The store sample lady just tried feeding me gluten-free donuts. I may need bail money. I don't remember much. But there's blood everywhere."

"I was once raped by a gang of mimes. They performed unspeakable things to me!"